That headline was a wild adventure from start to finish.
The picture just clinches it
can’t stop laughing
Oh my god male novelists are so fucking pretentious.
Bad sex award is hilarious. Bad authors just hate being called on their egomaniac rubbish.
HE’S SO MAD.
man, if I were nominated I’d be like “Fine, so it’s bad. But other smut writers are only bad on a mediocre level. I’m bad on a level that will probably sell more copies because of the nomination.”
someone on facebook posted this intending it to be negative but instead it’s INCREDIBLE. go girl scouts
The only bad thing about this is the use of Comic Sans.
Comments on the trailer of the new Annie movie staring Quvenzhané Wallis and Jamie Foxx.
Would you just look at how racism isn’t a thing in today’s society.
White people being progressive as usual. No racism to see here.
I want heads ….. I want their fucking heads …. fuck these monsters
"It would keep the character more innocent"
HOOHOHOHOHOAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAH I AM BREATHING FIRE HOW FUCKING DARE THESE SWINES EVEN THINK OF COMING FOR LITTLE BLACK GIRLS
Lol at the racist dumb ass going “Annie is a white name” when that was my mother’s nickname for me for years…..
Bringing this back because this is white supremacy at its finest.
White people openly saying that Black people cannot be innocent. Black people cannot be relatable. Black people cannot be those things because Black = tainted and white = pure and universal.
They demand we “make our own” but then say all of the above when we fucking do.
okay look. I am Caucasian with curly red-ish hair, and about as close as you can get to someone who can ‘identify’ with Annie without living as an orphan in NYC. And I think this new movie? Looks freaking AWESOME.
The bit that matters to me? She still has curly hair. The cultural push to have everyone with straight hair, regardless of ethnicity, can get frustrating. Sure, it’s an individual choice and I won’t tell anyone how they should wear their hair, but it’s hard to find characters who rock their curls. When I do, it takes me by surprise and impacts how I see the character (see: Freddie Lounds on Hannibal. GORGEOUS curls). Give me an Annie who knows the importance of wide-toothed combs and finding the right conditioner and I’m happy.
listen man say whatever you want but we all know that lily evans was gonna end up being a radical journalist who reported from crime scenes and wrote blistering comment pieces on the backwardness of the ministry and the prevalence of date rape within the wizarding world thanks to the lax restrictions on love potions and the ethics of being able to erase other people’s memory and the lack of a support system for muggleborn kids at hogwarts and the undemocratic nature of the wizengamot and the need for goddamn primary education for wizarding kids and the need for wizard-muggle integration especially.
and later on she would have gone on to found her own independent newspaper (or possibly a radio show? both?) that sought to report both wizarding and muggle news which had a huge readership bc of all the homesick muggleborns in the wizarding world which ended up being the foundations of the desegregation programme which resulted in total integration by the centennial of her death
she would have been loathed by the majority of the wizarding elite when she was alive but loved by the rest of the population and her friends and family, her husband and kids, would have supported her through it all, and james would actually have become pretty famous and influential himself for revolutionising the auror department and the justice system, but that’s another post. harry potter would have grown up famous, still, but scarless, and what’s more, happy (that’s another post also) and his mother would have gone down in history as one of the greatest journalists who ever lived and one of the most beloved wizarding figures in history.
(but the war killed her when she was 21 and she never got the chance)
Not Iambic….Do Not Accept…
These tags I’ll pop, and boast in rhyming verse
that what I wear puts swagger in my gait;
though twenty shillings have I in my purse,
my self-esteem and manhood both inflate
when lofty furs I purchase for a cent.
Thy grandpa’s clothes are worthy salvage, though
they smell a trifle musty. Still, I spent
much less to dress myself from head to toe.
To save or not to save? The question’s moot.
I’ll never give my coin to high-street crooks.
These dusty shelves will yield their hidden loot
to those, like me, more frugal in their looks.
Like ancient coins washed up on distant shores,
I’ll find my treasures in these thrifty stores.
- Macklemore, “Thrift Shoppe”
*Crying with laughter*
ITS IN IAMBIC PENTAMETER. SWEET JESUS THIS IS MY NEW FAVORITE THING.
THIS IS THE MOST BRILLIANT POSY I HAVE EVER SEEN.
Guys, that’s not only Iambic, that’s a fucking sonnet. *claps*
Grammatically correct for the period and a couple of references to Shakespeare’s actual works.
I’m sincerely impressed.
It is difficult to be sat on all day, every day, by some other creature, without forming an opinion on them.
On the other hand, it is perfectly possible to sit all day, every day, on top of another creature and not have the slightest thought about them whatsoever.
this quote was literally in my sociology book
Imagine if Sirius could have raised Harry and when he sent a howler to him in his second year for driving the car to school.
"I’M NOT EVEN MAD, I’M ACTUALLY IMPRESSED. MERLIN’S BLOODY BALLS I’M PROUD."
And Remus in the background “SIRIUS NO.”
Y’know, thinking about it, they were twelve. It’s likely neither of them had ever been in the front seat very often, if at all, in the past. They did pretty well to figure out how to drive the car to Hogwarts and not crash until they got to the Whomping Willow.
AU where all bronies actually absorb the show’s messages of honesty, kindness, laughter, generosity, loyalty, and magic, resulting in the fandom as a whole being known to be good-natured and polite to the female members of the fandom of all ages; any porn is limited to what you’d expect for background rule 34.
Bad ass Tony Stark
Once again reblogging for the very simple fact that the answer to,
Who is Tony Stark when you take away the suit?
The guy who could and did build the suit
#Nobody gave him Iron Man #it wasn’t an accident #Tony built himself into a superhero#with his hands and his tools and his brain #and it takes a very very specific kind of person#not just to have that knowledge #but to make that CHOICE #to say#yes the most obvious next step in my life #is to build an automated suit of armor#and fight evil
/\ this is why I LOVE HIM. He’s not a God, he didn’t gain his powers from an injection, he didn’t have a freak accident, he wasn’t born with a mutation. He made himself.